How to lose your job in 2 seconds.
i love this so much because you can tell the exact moment when she realized “holy shit that’s madonna”
Why the fuck does Madonna keep walking though? She sees that woman walking backwards, towards her and just keeps going. Did she expect that woman to have eyes in the back of her head?
taping mistletoe to my butt so you can all kiss my ass
I really want to go on a road trip, just me and someone I truly care about. to wherever we want. sleeping in motels, stimulating conversation, no fighting, just getting to know them and enjoying their company and seeing the world through the windows of the car.
exactly this ^